Two Years. That’s how long every visitor to greggpodolski.com–all both of them–have had to look at that picture of a freakishly ugly baby that I posted to accompany my last entry. For that, I apologize. I hereby swear that no future entries on this blog will be accompanied by pictures of freakishly ugly babies unless those babies are doing something really important, like being breast-fed by Megan Fox. In which case, I believe I would be completely justified.
And yes, new posts ARE on the way. Unlike my gym membership–which sucked money out of my bank account for the better part of three years–I intend to actually use my blog again. The way I see it, the Internet is getting bigger every day, and there simply aren’t enough blogs out there written by people no one’s ever heard of, discussing subjects that nobody cares about, to fill up all the open space. It’s my duty as a citizen in this digital age to not only update you on the insignificant minutiae of my everyday life, but also offer my completely unfounded and often misinformed opinions about subjects that I know little or nothing about. Such is the very essence of blog writing. So, without further adieu:
1. Went to work today. Had a cup of coffee from the break room. Man, work coffee SUCKS!
2. My daughter will be three in July. She’s cuter/smarter/better at not peeing her pants than your child. Just trust me on this.
3. Boy, those head honchos at BP sure have some explaining to do, huh?
4. You know how they should really fix that oil spill: Illegal immigrants. Just round all of them up and shove them into that pipe until the thing’s good and stopped up. Kill two birds with one stone, you know?
5. Please go to my facebook page and friend me. It validates my existence.
Annnnd, done. Now if that’s not riveting, thought-provoking Internet, I don’t know what is. More to come.
Oh yes, there WILL be more to come.
